What's wrong with sugar free gum?

( Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

It gives you AIDS
95% of all people who die of AIDS have been shown to have chewed gum at some point in their lives.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

Oh no.
This is somewhat alarming.
( Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

100% of non-smokers die of non-smoking.
hadn't thought of that, had you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

100% of dead people were gestated in a womb
therefore wombs are toxic and cause death
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

I'd give you evens on this story ending up in the Express or Mail
before the year is out.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

this is very compelling!

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)