I'm moving out soon
Letting agent is coming for a look around tomorrow morning and there are the remnants of 5 years of cooking crap around the stove.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

let's hope they don't neon blue light the bedroom, it'll look like a planetrium

( mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Oh man
Why did you tell me that?

*breaks out the bleach spray*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)