Nothing, it'd just be a martini glass with a lipstick stain on it.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

A paper cup
containing half a turd with teeth marks in it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)