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If you'd been working on a cocktail called grounds for divorce
what would you put in it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
Cyber sex with Jordan

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
This is you:
NSFW

randomn.es/images/9d8817769e80a872553d4845f64df533.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
OMG LOL FOUND OUT !

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
Is that Justin lee Collins ?
Who on earth would bother to photoshop that sort of abomination ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
Photoshop? No no.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
It came from 4chan
It's veracity is doubtful.

'Ello neckwrong, how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
I'm in a special place.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
ym ?
or OMG LOL DRUGZ ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
After trying some shitty "Quick Energy" drink yesterday, I took a double dose of sleepy antihistamine to get some sleep.
I'm all warm and fuzzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
it's clearly photoshopped
i can tell by some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few such images in my time
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
oh moohalaa, those are some lovely socks!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
your gut is bigger

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
Nothing, it'd just be a martini glass with a lipstick stain on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
A paper cup
containing half a turd with teeth marks in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
ground beef

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
coffee grounds

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
Amaretto, kahlua and a slip of grenadine
it'd probably curdle and taste of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
Kahlua, Vodka, Milk and ice
*settles into comfy chair and calls everyone man*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
Kahlua, cream, tia maria and butterscotch schnapps.
I reckon that'd taste quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
Vodka, sambuca, triple sec, peach schnapps and white rum.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
peach AND sambuca?
*mind boggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
You'd have to layer that, methinks

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
Yeah, so fuck that, then

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
gin+gin+gin+gin etc

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
gin and whisky

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
It's a martini glass full of pubes, you have to drink it before your wife comes through the door and turn around and say "...I can explain...."

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
Guy Garvey's spunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
He's a northern bricklayer!

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
He's a fat hairy manc yes
but I would quite like to do sex at him. He's lovely. And his voice is lovely.

*melts into a Guy Garvey daydream*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
*buys a wig*
hello
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
Ha ha ha
Hello mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
ym

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
Coffee grounds
Rum
A bit of Stella
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
MY COCK!
roflz
(likeajackhammer, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
1. I have only just started listening to Elbow. I am mightily annoyed I'd not paid attention earlier. They are ace.
2. Mrs Jobe, despite constantly singing this song, doesn't want it as our first dance at the wedding.
3. Strawberry and basil.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
Mirrorball
might do as a first wedding dance.

I went for "Fuck you, bitch" by Bobby and the Cuntfucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
I'm edging towards One Day Like this for ours.
We might well have to compromise. Me and FF, not me and you. Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
Clearly
as I am far too good for you.

I'm far too good for any online girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
*wipes away a silent tear*

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
Oh go on then
you can have some sex, but no bragging about it via GAZ
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
ooh, me too. There's a nice acoustic version I found somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
1) Good man yourself.
2) Double F wants it for ours as well. I'm considering it.
3) See my answer above.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
A chilled baby.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
Not this anyway.
www.disaboom.com/Blogs/saydrah/archive/2009/06/08/what-happens-when-you-order-a-cosmopolitan-in-a-bar-in-western-australia.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
the cure for cancer
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
SHUT UP YOU MASSIVE TWAT

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
you insensitive swine.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
Have you been offered CHEMOSEX ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
What, after I'd been working on it?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
Why do some people comment on EVERY photo they're in?
LOL LOOK AT ME THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
Most people are cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)