Because he was a shit butcher
which is a bit daft considering that Morrisons supposedly pride themselves on their trained butchers.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

Unless he only had one mincer.
He's not going to wash it down so that one weirdo can have minced pork.

Who the fuck has minced pork?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

People who want meatballs?
I buy minced pork quite often for meatballs.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

I like the idea of mincing something that
isn't beef. But where would you draw the line?

a) Chicken
b) Fish
c) Vegetables
( The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)