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BAM!
NOW the internet gets VERY serious!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
I'm wearing cerise 18 hole DM's to kick the internet in its gay face with.
BRING ON THE FAT MOANING.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
You've missed some TERRIBLE bullying.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
No doubt I've been lurking 24 hours a day, every day, whilst ego-spazzing my log-in name.
I'm THAT SELF OBSESSED.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
I
knew it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
Because clearly, I have nothing better to do, live in a bedsit and got dumped by my wife.
These are all good, true facts in Aberdeen.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
I am not surprised.
I just know you've been crying yourself to sleep. It's ok Bud. It's ok.

Hope you're well. I'm off now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE
BYE.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
Steady on Bud.
Don't make any statements about yourself without running it by the overweight.
Everything must be stamped with a greasy fist.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
No, everything is punctuated by the stamping of fat, greasy feet.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
I'm so Bud obsessed that this is my first post in ages and it's JUST FOR YOU.
[this space deliberately left for Bud]
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
I FUCKING LOVE YOU, MUTTONCHOPS.
Life is 97% empty without you here to hold me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
My chops need trimming.
I went abroad for ten days and it's all gone a bit wild man of the woods.

We should cuddle in a damp bedsit and talk about people we don't care about on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
What we should do, right, is pretend we're ignoring people,
then bring up everything they've said about us recently, thus blowing our cover.

Then we could, like, wrestle a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)