No doubt I've been lurking 24 hours a day, every day, whilst ego-spazzing my log-in name.
I'm THAT SELF OBSESSED.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

I
knew it.
( Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

Because clearly, I have nothing better to do, live in a bedsit and got dumped by my wife.
These are all good, true facts in Aberdeen.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

I am not surprised.
I just know you've been crying yourself to sleep. It's ok Bud. It's ok.

Hope you're well. I'm off now.
( Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE
BYE.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

Steady on Bud.
Don't make any statements about yourself without running it by the overweight.
Everything must be stamped with a greasy fist.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

No, everything is punctuated by the stamping of fat, greasy feet.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

I'm so Bud obsessed that this is my first post in ages and it's JUST FOR YOU.
[this space deliberately left for Bud]
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

I FUCKING LOVE YOU, MUTTONCHOPS.
Life is 97% empty without you here to hold me.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

My chops need trimming.
I went abroad for ten days and it's all gone a bit wild man of the woods.

We should cuddle in a damp bedsit and talk about people we don't care about on the internet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

What we should do, right, is pretend we're ignoring people,
then bring up everything they've said about us recently, thus blowing our cover.

Then we could, like, wrestle a bit.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)