Piss up a stick, mongrel.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:11,
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My dog does a handstand and shits up tree trunks.Beat that with your fleshlight and cum in your shoe.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:13,
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I once did a shit out of my big toe.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:15,
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I know. It was into your dad's mouth while he blew his load on your family cat.You asked me to video it.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:16,
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You couldn't hold the camera still, what with all the wanking.BETTER DAYS.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:17,
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Well you did promise me an extra £50 if I would wank off your 80 year old neighbour while I filmed.(
hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:20,
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You fucking killed her.:(
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:22,
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And then you raped her corpse for three hours solid.I could barely pry her rigor mortis'd corpse off you in the end.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:25,
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What can I say? You had a gun to my head.And my finger in your rectum.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:30,
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