I was going to glue it to my chest.
this will make me 23% more attractive to the opposite sex.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

*checks profile*
doubtful
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

68%?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

T H A T ' S N U M B E R W A N G

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

ROTATE THE BOARDS
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/thatmitchellandwebbsite/numberwang/round1.shtml?times=3&tries=3&number=32&submit.x=47&submit.y=21
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

You do have nice hair though.
And the pipe is so debonair!
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

That quote, is going on my profile.
I think that's the nicest thing anyone on here as ever said to me. You get 1000 points!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

And a bj?
Edit - looking at your profile, I see how my quote is the nicest. Even if I had said "the pipe is... errrr... it's ok... i suppose".
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Butter Jam?
?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

My cock in your mouth. And then you bob up and down, maybe a bit of hand action.
Eventually I will climax and then ejaculate either all over your face and chest or down your throat.

And that there is a blowjob.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Not that again.
It definitely wasn't worth the packet of haribo starmix I got last time.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

This time you get a fluffy new puppy.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

*clicks*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)