So hi there
you're looking lovely.

I have tomorrow off work. Fucking GET IN. I'm over excited for tomorrow night and have eaten too much Haribo. Tell me something to bring me back down to earth, not necessarily with a thud but with a miniature bump.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

Terminator 5 + 6 are looking likely.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Piss.
Still though, I won't be seeing them.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

i might have tomorrow off work without using annual leave
thanks to the tube strike in that London
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Do it.
DO IT
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

White liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiines

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

FREEBASE

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

a rang dang diggedy dang a dang

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

If I were going to a concert tomorrow I'd want off thursday.
Just putting that out there.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Nah.
I'll be alright. Thursday is virtually the end of the week. I'll just paint eyes onto my eyelids, it'll be gweechy cool.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

mycardboardlife.com/2009/04/05/makeover/
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

AWESOME

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

There is a small chance of showers over the weekend.
Keep an umbrella handy.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Boo
:(
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

Remember...
A small chance.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Right okay.
I shall buy sun cream as well then.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Take That were all killed in a car accident, earlier today.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Noooo they weren't.
my mam can hear them singing from her kitchen. I know this cos I phoned her earlier on and heard them
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

That was the music they were playing on the news,
while reporting their deaths. Because they're dead. And have therefore had to cancel all live shows. Due to death related difficulties.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

SHUT UP.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

I'm guessing you've closed your eyes and have fingers in your ears.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

nbgrgrebvt iuvvtn
FJHJ;GFBAR EN GVL
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

*puts out message over pa*
*chhhhhckk*

NEW DOBBER FOR BLUE STAR
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Y'alright, Mr Acceptable Face of Up There?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

I'm fine.
I went for a run earlier, a whole five miles without stopping.

How are you, this very 'eve.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Fucking knackered
Spent all day cleaning due to letting agent inspection tomorrow. I smell of bleach.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Ah, a lad I work with had those.
Till he discovered he couldn't afford to live there anymore.

Silly get didn't take bills into account.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Fucking mong
I'm moving onwards and upwards. Nice house near Ms Official and a cracking coffee shop.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

I've got all next week off
Not that I have anything to do, but I've got next week off.
( magnum, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Go exploring and have picnics

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, BALLOOBS ARE FLOATAY

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

BALLOOOOBS. YOU HAS TEH BALLOOBS?
I CAN HAS ONE OF TEHM?
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

WOWSERS

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Irish people are cool.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Well I know this of course

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

<s>cool</s> broke terrorists

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6212648
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

ultimately having a day off is insignificant recompense for the years of tedium and the million petty humiliations that you will endure in the course of your working life
( vladimir, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

*shrugs*

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Fascist racist cunts
won two british seats in the european elections

that down to earth enough?
( CowJam, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Griffin went to a school near here
Needless to say it isn't on the prospectus under the Alumni section. Apparently his dad (ex Tory MP) took him to a National Front meeting in the 80s which is where he got interested in politics.
( magnum, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Yeah.
I'm not too pleased with that myself. You might've won, here.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

I was going to mention this.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

Is the inevitability of death enough to bring you do a bit?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

Nah.
I became aware of my own existence and that I would eventually die when watching Eastenders when I was seven. TRUFAX
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Nick Cotton's acting is truely powerful.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Ha ha,

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

AHA! This'll bring you down a tad.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E9X_i3PpQw
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Nah
I've just discovered that friends of ours had their baby today. I'm in a fantastic mood now :D
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

Then there's no point trying to bring it down, ENJOY!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

Gobbo had his hair cut yesterday.
It's all saved in a tesco carrier bag, want any?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

No ta.
I have my own glorious head of hair, thanks.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

You could make a beard out of it.
or many other hilarious things.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

You could glue it to your windows for insulation.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

I was going to glue it to my chest.
this will make me 23% more attractive to the opposite sex.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

*checks profile*
doubtful
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

68%?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

T H A T ' S N U M B E R W A N G

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

ROTATE THE BOARDS
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/thatmitchellandwebbsite/numberwang/round1.shtml?times=3&tries=3&number=32&submit.x=47&submit.y=21
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

You do have nice hair though.
And the pipe is so debonair!
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

That quote, is going on my profile.
I think that's the nicest thing anyone on here as ever said to me. You get 1000 points!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

And a bj?
Edit - looking at your profile, I see how my quote is the nicest. Even if I had said "the pipe is... errrr... it's ok... i suppose".
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Butter Jam?
?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

My cock in your mouth. And then you bob up and down, maybe a bit of hand action.
Eventually I will climax and then ejaculate either all over your face and chest or down your throat.

And that there is a blowjob.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Not that again.
It definitely wasn't worth the packet of haribo starmix I got last time.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

This time you get a fluffy new puppy.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

*clicks*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

I've just finished cleaning and I'm almost naked

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

:(
WINNER
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

I might have a wank now
I can think of you if you like
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

I hate you
you cunt
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

Shush
Busy

And no you don't. You fucking love me.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

In your dreams, pal

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

In my dreams, pal, you do just what I like

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

:(

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

Oh yeah

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

Life is the frantic scrabbling of the futile struggle against death
in a cold, uncaring universe.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

ahem
www.b3ta.com/talk/6212655 Also, I couldn't care less. I'm going to see Motherfuckin' Take That
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

Is it raining in Holland today?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

The torment of existence versus the horror of non-being.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

neither of those are really all that bad.
I don't know why people make such a fuss about it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

You are an emotionless husk of a human being?

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

people make a fuss about it because I'm emotionless?
now that doesn't make any sense.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

You don't know why because you're emotionless.
:)
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

well, maybe.
but honestly. nobody complains about not having been born infinite time ago, why is it only the non-existence in the future that troubles them?
And nobody wants to be infinitely tall, why don't people care about being finite in space?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

I'm troubled that I may not exist in several other parallel universes!
Nah, but people are scared of the future. They can't remember what happened before thye existed, but there is the chance of creating new memories in the future. Everything is hurtling forwards and then BAM! KAPOW. ZING. KAPOOIE. WOWSA. FRAX. BRONG! POW. Gone.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

But they're not gone, they're still there in the past.
Death doesn't annihilate a person, it completes them. We all have our time and space in eternity. It's only the ego that causes strife.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

What does "gone" mean, if not "somewhere(/thing) other than where(what) they were in the past"?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

You should know better than to get involved in this one.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

they remain in exactly the same place in space and time as ever they did, do and will.
you are thinking of existence as transient and only applies to the present.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

But you can't go back to that space and time.
Maybe in terms of quantum theory. But not in the majority of people's understanding of the way the world works.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

you ARE that space and time.
there's no going about it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

I'm not thinking of anything,
you're misusing language (which is developed and used in transient experience) to score New Age waffle points.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

"existence" isn't transient as a concept.
it may appear so grammatically, insofar as it would be correct grammar to say that something "existed" as much as it would do say it "exists in the past" and "does not exist now or in the present". There's nothing New Age about any of this. Mathematicians use the term with no reference to time or chronology whatsoever.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

You're still waffling
human experience is transient. The fact that money existed in your bank account and will always have existed in your bank account at a certain time (which is only saying it existed) won't stop you being evicted for non-payment because at the time of demanding the money was gone.

You're at best replying to a conversational use of "gone" with a totally different definition. It doesn't show you're right, just that you've misunderstood the meaning of what was being said.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

I can't help but think that you've misunderstood the meaning of what I've said,
either that or you're for some reason motivated to prove that the universe is a fundamentally depressing place.

Human experience is transient, that is correct. But "experience" as such is only a point of view. See things differently, intellectually, and things don't look so bad.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

If you find it depressing, that's up to you
I'm taking issue with saying something that's gone is not gone because it's still where it was in the past at that point in time.

Whereas it's gone, by the definition of "gone", so if that gone-ness is upsetting or disquieting to someone, you don't change anything about its gone-ness or their affect, you just dangle shiny sophistry to distract them. Which may have been your aim, but I suspect not.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I think the problem may be with the word "gone" itself.
I suppose what I'm saying is that nothing is really ever literally gone at all. Or that "gone" doesn't strictly mean "non existent".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

That's not the way the human psyche works though.
Think of something in the past. It's behind you. Think of something you'll do tomorrow... Next year. You visualise it in front of you, further and further. It's the way the mind deals with the concept of time, no matter how rationally you think of it, it puts it into a spatial perspective. No-one ever thinks of time as a non-linear thing. So once you're gone, you're gone.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

You're thinking of time as a two way thing.
Like once you past a postbox on the road, you can always go back if you forgot to post your letter.

In terms of time, you pass the postbox by a footstep and it's gone. Completely. You can never go back and post that letter in that postbox.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

but the postbox is still there.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

What's the point of it being there if it's unaccessible?
The future is liquid, changeable, you can go where you want. Once it's the past it's fixed and you can never revisit. I'd be a lot more scared of not having those choices in the future than erasing all the choices I remember having made in the past.

Edit- I totally understand what you mean though. In terms of existing in different times and spaces and all that stuff. It's just the way people normally think when they go through their day to day business can't be like that or no-one would get anything done.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

*shoots blaster at microphone*
this was a boring conversation anyway
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

But is the blaster still shooting at the microphone?
Hahaha :P
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

maybe that's why I never get anything done.
but the apparent liquidity of the future is only an illusion produced by the fact that we only remember the past and have no knowledge of the future. If there's a reason for everything, then it was all defined from the beginning to the end.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Now you're getting spiritual, and I'm afraid I don't subscribe to that.
:)
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

I never thought of "there's a reason for everything" as being particularly spiritual.
It's largely what drives scientific enquiry. It certainly drives mine.
I don't subscribe to the idea that things happen by chance. I'm not talking about some mystical force of "fate" here, just basic logical necessity. Any wave equation in maths or physics, for instance, has its entire time evolution determined and fixed uniquely from its initial conditions. Quantum mechanics comes in and makes a bit of a mess of that, but even still. I can't think of anything that's ever happened in my life that could logically have happened any differently. People sometimes ask the hypothetical "if you were young again, would you make different choices?" and the answer's no, because I'd still have the same knowledge the second time round as the first.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

oh the universe cares,
on the whole it gives people exactly what they ask for. It's just a case of learning to speak its language.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

What language is that, pray?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

esperanto

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

well I'll give you an example.
man puts his hand in bowl of boiling water.
"argh!" he exclaims, "my hand is burnt! The Universe mustn't care about me!"

It's the language of the Laws of Nature.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

That's not caring
in any meaningful sense of the word. That's blind impartiality.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

It cares about impartiality,
it doesn't pick favourites. It's been very carefully set up to allow us to achieve whatever we want, and what could be more caring than that?
Caring has to be impartial, if it is to be anything but arbitrary self-satisfaction, hence phrases such as "you've got to be cruel to be kind" and "the road to Hell is paved with good intentions."
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Then if anything cares
it's whatever set the universe up, not the universe itself. That cares no more than a dialysis machine, it just does its job.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

good point,
I prefer to stick with the Universe these days because bringing God up too early puts people off. But still, isn't this just semantics? It's like saying I don't care, only the genes that led to the formation of my brain.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

the difference between your will and the molecules that form your genes
is more than a semantic one, isn't it? Certainly if you believe in a Prime Mover, will must be a fairly fundamentally different thing to chemistry.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

I don't subscribe to any form of dualism, if that's what you mean.
The brain is an entirely deterministic state machine. But it is still said that people have the capacity to "care".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

And they do so by modifying their behaviour
to improve the welfare of other humans. Compare and contrast with "I don't care about X" - it doesn't affect your desires and you won't do anything differently as a result of X's existence. Like the universe. :)
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

There is nothing in the universe to which the Laws of Nature do not respond.
They care about every last grain of sand. And everything that happens is in some way connected to everything else that happens. The Universe fundamentally cannot ignore any fact, or person. It may appear uncaring when it isn't partial to your whims, but really, it's still doing exactly as you ask. Because you think you want one thing, but you ask for the opposite.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

But they don't modify their response.
And you don't ask in any voluntary way, or signalling way. You don't have a choice but to 'ask'.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Your actions aren't voluntary?
And a brain doesn't modify its response, either. It merely has a very complex response that depends on past events. As do the laws of nature; which they'd have to, because a brain is entirely subject to those very same laws of nature.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Yes, they are
but my actions and conscious asking has no effect upon the universe. I only ask to be scalded by hot water in the sense that someone asks for a smack in the mouth by being a twat. And since we're ignorant of (probably) much of the natural law of things, we can't ask in an informed way.

A human modifies its response dependent on past events. It is complex. There's no disagreement there.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

yeah I think the Universe as a whole is pretty complex too,
agreement there, I hope? The point is, brain cells don't change the way they work as such, they really change the "data" stored in them.

Your actions have every effect upon the universe, otherwise what's the point in doing anything? Your actions have consequences. We're not that ignorant of the effects of, for instance, boiling water, but it's in our own interests to find out more. Ignorance is not an excuse.

I think perhaps the trouble is that people tend to think of "caring" in a very personal way. I say the Universe cares. I don't mean so much that it cares whether you're happy or not. It'll kill you, if you ask it in the right way, and won't feel a jot of guilt. It's up to you not to ask for a smack in the mouth, if that's not what you want. Because that's not such a scathing analogy as you might think. The guy who gives you a smack in the mouth cares about you being a twat. What the universe cares about is complete impartiality, because that's the only thing that provides us with opportunities to achieve anything. It would actually be, in my opinion at least, a bit rubbish and pointless if we were all just fanned and fed grapes by angels all day.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

I want some bloody sweets.
Or something sweet.

*Pops five of the 15 helium balloons keeping you afloat*

I think that would let you down slowly.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

I got sent loads of haribo in my randomburns.
RESULT
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Fetch the stomach pump!

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

There's lots of ducks quacking loudly outside
I think duck rape might be involved
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

:(
o noes
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

I do mean rape performed
by ducks. On a swan or something.
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

Phwoaar!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

I'll get in on that duckfucking action!

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

On video?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Any medium.
I'm easy. When there's a handsome mallard on the go, I'll do anything!
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

bingo is going well
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822

gaz now
( mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

I might possibly be out then :(
and I'd dearly love to play
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

It's getting late.
and jurassic park is on tv.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

Jurassic Park is rubbish

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

There is very little on tv.
It has dinosours in it.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

What channel?
I only have ITV in this room :(
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

itv2

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

you are wrong
on the internet
( MrA, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

Every time I phoned the London office last week I pretended to be another animal from a movie
Being the T-Rex from JP was my favourite.
( magnum, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

i'm dying of pancreatic cancer.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

you feeling ok? i'm thinking of you all the time, i wish i couldn't, i might go back on the smack in a big way again

( mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

i've lost a lot of hair already
:(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

Try not to.
You're one of the good ones.
( Zuowan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)