Perhaps
but if you're going to go off on one like that and then the next day do it yourself then it does make you look foolish
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

It's not even vaguely the same thing
And honestly now you're making yourself look a bit foolish and today has been a good laugh.

I live my life by a very simple motto: If everyone thinks I'm being a cunt, I'm probably being a cunt.

It works. It means if 1-2 ppl think I'm out of order then fuck them. If more do then maybe I need to look at what I'm doing.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

But hold on
you're quite a reasonable guy, and I think you're a cunt. Mind you, I'm a cunt.

Oh, and this ^
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)

1. It wasn't me who started it the other day.
2. I wasn't the only one not on your side.

Despite (1) and (2) I seem to be the person you're blaming for it.

3. My problem was with your being arbitrarily offensive thinking doing so was funny in itself, without tying in any jokes or cleverness to compensate.
4. This is really, really boring for everyone else.
5. I really don't enjoy arguing with you any more than I'd enjoy bleeding if I got stabbed. It's no achievement to cause it.
6. You probably don't enjoy it either.
7, and most importantly, it's really, really boring for everyone else.

edit: Mathematical proof that 7 = 4.
( Newington, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)