Just as an experiment
Can you guess a b3tans favourite tv show (assuming they watch of course)?

Name me your B3tan and their favourite tv show!

Myself, im strongly predicting a correlation between Dekazer and 'This Life'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

Mykey - Ready, Steady Cock

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

and also
can't cook, won't wank?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:45, archived)

*grinds*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:46, archived)

*bumps*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)

98% of b3tans
and Top Gear

100% of b3tans and Brainiac
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

Wrong!

( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:46, archived)

actually, I agree
Braniac started off great and .... I don't know how I can bring myself to say this .... ended up with too much tit and arse blowing up stuff...

gah, I've turned I tell you...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:49, archived)

I disagree.
98% of female b3tans and Top Gear. You all want to take Richard Hammond home and do the unspeakable with him.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:46, archived)

I have it on good authority that Hammond <3 cock*

and that's 'love' not 'less than three'
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

Yes but I've been asking around and I can't find a single lady type
who wouldn't do the sorts of things to him which he really doesn't deserve.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)

he bloody does deserve it
he's so gorgeous I can't even put it into words
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

You dropped 'has a'
and 'inch'.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)

not just females
I'd happily cut off his arms and legs and throw him to the dogs ...

ohhh ... not THAT unspeakable..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:51, archived)

I've never seen either.
Actually, I've seen parts of Top Gear. Jeremy Clarkson is a nonce.
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)

This.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

I've never watched Brainiac.
What is it?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

If I'm thinking of the right show,
Channel 5's attempt at Countdown, and utter shit.
( Newington, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:22, archived)

Robin - The News

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:44, archived)

Ahahahahaha
If my flatmates from 5 years ago were here now how they'd laugh.

It has since been superceded however.

I vote for Monster Munch and Newsnight ;)
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:45, archived)

I knew it!
I bet you thought you and your friends were just like them and everything!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)

No
Thank christ none of them were. And they all mocked me for watching it anyway.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:52, archived)

As well they should

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)

Pfft!
It's good, but it's not right!
I never watch Newsnight - it's on past my bedtime.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

Jocks, Rocks and Cocks

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:45, archived)

Sexy Gorgeous Parrott - Doctor Who.
Obviously.
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:45, archived)

*cuddles*

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)

*wills your hair to grow back faster*

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

comma - sugar rush
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:51, archived)

Mykey - Maim that Coon



Kidding!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:46, archived)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

Oh that was funny and you know it :P

Name that Tune for anyone being dense
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)

Perhaps
But i feel you have broken our new rules:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:51, archived)

I was going to comment on how nice the board
had been for the last few days, would you not agree? :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)

It was funny
made me laugh like a Hackney landlord.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:52, archived)

At the risk of being pounced on,
that's funny.
( Newington, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)

Odd how what you find acceptable changes day to day

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

1. Get the fuck over it
2. Not really, because there was a joke in it this time.
( Newington, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

This is your arguement?
After the preaching you did the other day?

Well thats all respect lost for you then, principled one day and not the next? That makes you a twat
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)

Mykey,
my address is 102 Grace Road, Leicester.
If you want to upset me, post me some shit, or come round and beat me up. Don't bore everyone else with it.
( Newington, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)

Are you insane?
You think thats what i want?

You really are a twat
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

Oh come on
lets not start on this again.

I think the difference is that links to a BBC site and some comment like "unsurprising it was an Asian" isn't very funny and there'd been a few of them.

It's not the language that people were objecting to it was the tone.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:09, archived)

Made me laugh too,
with it's clever use of an offensive term.

Besides which, you never had any respect for Robin.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)

Perhaps
but if you're going to go off on one like that and then the next day do it yourself then it does make you look foolish
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

It's not even vaguely the same thing
And honestly now you're making yourself look a bit foolish and today has been a good laugh.

I live my life by a very simple motto: If everyone thinks I'm being a cunt, I'm probably being a cunt.

It works. It means if 1-2 ppl think I'm out of order then fuck them. If more do then maybe I need to look at what I'm doing.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

But hold on
you're quite a reasonable guy, and I think you're a cunt. Mind you, I'm a cunt.

Oh, and this ^
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)

1. It wasn't me who started it the other day.
2. I wasn't the only one not on your side.

Despite (1) and (2) I seem to be the person you're blaming for it.

3. My problem was with your being arbitrarily offensive thinking doing so was funny in itself, without tying in any jokes or cleverness to compensate.
4. This is really, really boring for everyone else.
5. I really don't enjoy arguing with you any more than I'd enjoy bleeding if I got stabbed. It's no achievement to cause it.
6. You probably don't enjoy it either.
7, and most importantly, it's really, really boring for everyone else.

edit: Mathematical proof that 7 = 4.
( Newington, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

Hahahahaha
Post of the week.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)