Why?
As long as they're not shagging animals, children or anyone who doesn't consent, I don't see the problem.
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

Must be
hard to get spunk out of nylon fur...
( Beejay Proper old bastard, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

Saliva has
surprisingly powerful stain-removing properties.
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)