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Do furries wank over things like
Tom & Jerry and Bugs Bunny, do you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:49, archived)
I dunno,
cos they don't actually feel furry, do they?
They just look like something that might be furry.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:52, archived)
The one I lived with
used to bum his Simba plushy.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:52, archived)
Is this thread
in greek or something ?

Have you all gone fucking mad ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)
You lived with a furry?
Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)
Nice bloke,
but went a bit mad, after a while. Last time I saw him, he'd grown a full beard, painted and hazard warning symbol on his face and moved in with a terrified, Japanese girl.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)

girl dwarf rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)
You lived with a furry?
Hahahaha [repeat to fade]
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)
Furry AND paedo?
Gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:58, archived)
Pfft!
Before realising what he was up to, many of us had sat in his room and casually stroked the damn thing! Ick.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)
So
you're not actually making this up then ?

Is he on a "furry" board somewhere telling other weirdo's about his "unbearably anaphile" ex flatmate I wonder......
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)
You stroked another man's Simba?
You sick, twisted freak.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)
Soft, yet (with hindsight) suspiciously crusty...
Was watching "Tank Girl" in his room at the time, a film which he seemed to enjoy far too much!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)
I had one of those Simbas
I may have touched it inappropriately too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)
What the fuck is a furry ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)
Someone who wanks over furry things
like cuddly toys and small animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)
What on earth is wrong with people ?
Why the fuck would you get the horn over a cuddly toy ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)
Because it feels so soft and nice...

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)
That
is not what I look for in my sex accessories, generally..
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)
quack

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)
I beg your pardon?
You pervert ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)
I didn't choose it :P

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)
He hasn't left the
bathroom actually.

My latest purchase amused theflatmate no end however, and he even had a quick go before I put my foot down :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)
O_o

(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)
Over
his T-shirt like.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:22, archived)
I dread to think
I though theflatmate was squeamish about all such things, particularly in relation to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)
He is, bless him
The first time he was exposed to bondage tape (or drunkenly tied to a banister by me and drunken Belfast lassies) he almost had a fit.

He's calmed down a bit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)
I think this comment
needs expanding.

*gets notebook and opens links page*
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)
I was out Christmas shopping with the ratbag
and I asked her to help me find something for dekazer. she picked up a duck-shaped vibrator and said "Lucy needs this!" who was I to argue...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)
And we've
got that one preserved, and ready for the blackmail.
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)
You prefer the cool touch of surgical steel
It's horses for courses really.
Or different strokes for different folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)
So does a ladys minge
Sick bastards.

A cull is what we need.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)
But if we did that, Somethingawful would run out of 63% of fodder.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)
62.975%
Try and be precise.
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)
Quite. It'd just be Christian fundamentlaists and Tool/Radiohead fans left.
There's a fur shop near where I live called FURREX. I always imagine it as a product: "FURREX kills all known furries DEAD. 'I wouldn't use anything else' - Rich 'Lowtax' Kyanka'"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)
is teddy ruxpin
the thinking furry's crumpet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)
That reminds me of a playgroundlaw entry.
Can't be arsed to dig up the url.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)
how to end a subthread
by bobb todd.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)
Emergency subthread resuscitation kit
Contents:

1x strikethrough gag
5x assorted *bums*
2x *belms*
15x tangential blether
9x assorted memes
1x links to BBC news (to be used only by authorised B3tans)
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)
i have a pulse
*kills thread with spade*


FIN
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)
Ignorance is bliss

(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)
Check here:
www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1727

and particularly

www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2865&p=3
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:58, archived)
People with a fetish for anthropomorphised (if that's the right word) animals.
The one I knew, was some sort of wolf-creature, in his spare time, and had a friend who liked nothing more than to be led about on a leash (which caused problems with the security down at the student union) and to eat curry from a dog food dish.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)
Fucking hell, Giles!

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)
That would
be like Hentai to a furry....if your furry and a paedo then maybe you'd like Tom and Jerry Kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)
Best thing for people like that
is death.

In teh face
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)
Nah, he was a nice guy. Only person I've ever met (outside of the internet)
who knew who Jeff Minter was (he went to interview him, and attempted to convert him to the furry way).
It's just a sex thing really - they have conventions where everyone turns up in costume, but it's all just a front for a massive rutting session. Furries seem to have an awful lot of sex.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)
There is something fundamentally wrong with the universe if that last sentence is true.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)
Very true,
as far as I am aware, but only when one furry can find another. It could be that they just have lots of sex over short periods, then endure long, dry spells until the next convention.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)
What's missing from the end of it is:
"...with other obese, mind-bogglingly unattractive sociopaths like themselves, that invaraibly leads to self-hatred, weeping and cutting."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)
That didn't seem to be the case,
although I never met any female furries.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)
Tbh if it's safe, sane and consensual
people can do what they like. E.g. infantalism I find extremely distasteful but tbh there is nothing actually wrong with it so leave em to it I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)
Err, until they rape your 2 year old son?

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)
No no
that paedophilia. Infantilism is, for example, a grown man wanting to be dressed in a nappy and bottle fed..

Plus, a 2 year old is a child and by definition not capable of giving consent.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:09, archived)
No,
infantilism isn't the same as paedophilia.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)
Ohhh.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)
I don't really know enough about either
to be able to argue very well, but paedophilia is the destruction and abuse of children, whereas infantilism is all about reliving childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)
I see a bright future for you
writing for the Daily Mail.

Anyone with alternative tastes is a kiddie fiddler, stands to reason, dunnit?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)
He's only a little 'un
I think he just hadn't heard the term and tbh at 14 I very much doubt I had :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)
Sane?
What's sanity got to do with sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)
But good God man, they are retarded with it.
i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~05-08-05_15.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:09, archived)
"I am also starting to hate my human body more and more..."
Probably something to do with the fact that you're an eighteen stone lump of pale, sweaty, spotty lard?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)
I was being a bit Daily Mail there
As you say, they harm no one and it's their life to live as they choose.

Just makes you wonder what early childhood traumas you have to suffer to twist your sexuality in that direction.

Obviously being left under a sage tree and being adopted by a flock of goats has made me a well rounded, normal individual.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:09, archived)
Why?
As long as they're not shagging animals, children or anyone who doesn't consent, I don't see the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)
Must be
hard to get spunk out of nylon fur...
(I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)
Saliva has
surprisingly powerful stain-removing properties.
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)