oh good
thought I was old and missing a crucial down-wid-da-kidz cultural reference
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

The baby off the dodgy yank sitcom "Full House"
was played by a set of twins named Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

Now that they're young ladies looking to make some money to throw away, they have set themselves up as a "teen chick brand" and are quite filthy rich.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)

strike out that last word
and I may become interested

(I know who they are now - identical shirleytemplebarbiedoll things? give me the shuddering fear)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

If I saw them walking down the street,
I'd start to worry that I'd stumbled across The Village Of The Damned...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)