b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 6213393

i just woke up
from a nap
and for a few glorious seconds i had forgotten i was ill
:(
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
for a few glorious seconds i thought
you were in a coma
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)
i am on some medication that,
if i take too much, there is a risk i will coma out. cor.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)
cor!
we could have the best sex ever.. where do i return the body though?
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)
just give the keys to the landlord

(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
i bet you'd make the best viking sea burial ever
that tashe will NEVER BURN
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
follicyou'll never take me alive.

(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)
hairdo today gone tomorrow

(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
i keep forgetting too
remind me again tomorrow
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)
Well at least you've got over the denial phase quickly

(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)
all it takes is a plank of wood to the back of the head
i don't know why the nhs don't use it more often
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
You have been a fool.....
... in many ways.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)
i regret nothing.

(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)
It has been....
... a beautiful foolhardiness.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)
come on
eating a kebab out of a womans kebab was pretty minging
have you uploaded that video btw?
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)
it tasted suprisingly good though.
would have been better if it had time to marinade.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
well she'd only been dead 9 hours you feck
make your own mustard in future
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)
I haven't seen any of you.....
... for ages... I do hope I find you well.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
i remember you!

(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)
Never mind, Sir Sand Goblin.
There's good news too, you know.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
such as?

(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)
Jesus loves you.

(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
Celebrity Masterchef starts tomorrow

(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)