I see a bright future for you
writing for the Daily Mail.

Anyone with alternative tastes is a kiddie fiddler, stands to reason, dunnit?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

He's only a little 'un
I think he just hadn't heard the term and tbh at 14 I very much doubt I had :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)