I'm listening to a new CD.
Frank Turner. Currently listening to his song, lovingly entitled "Thatcher Fucked the Kids".

Roll call poppets. Who's alive, drunk, or just a plain scared weird little guy?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:29, archived)

when i read that with the top dogs voice in my head from 'cell block H'*
i get the fucking horn

*you probably don't know who bea is
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)

you're right - I don't.
/sads.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:36, archived)

holy shit WOMAN
ozzie don't know the most famous female prison show of all time

oh i see

well done.. i wondered why you persisted in spelling wolf with an e

so it's gilgy?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:41, archived)

I think it was well before my time though.
And I'm awesome. So I'm excused for not knowing. Now bow to me before I give you big boobsquishy hugs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:44, archived)

I have to be somewhere by 8, and may be there for the whole day.
The most convenient train is at 6.30 (three hours away).
I am not in the slightest bit tired. Therefore, sleep is not a practical option.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)

coffee - you'll need lots later.
sounds like a fun day.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:43, archived)

Oh yes.
I'm getting trained to potter around on little electric trucks without wrecking them.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:47, archived)

I can never tell when you're sarcastic or not.
but it still sounds like fun. Just don't let the plug fall from the socket.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:49, archived)

I'm going to be driving them round a building that measures about 1/2 mile x 500 yards x six storeys.
If they ran from the mains, the extension leads would be a bit on the long and downright dangerous side.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:50, archived)

Clearly I need to work on making my sarcasm more obvious.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:51, archived)

Aye, and I need to work on being less of an MoT-ish boring pedant.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)

I'm going to get gurned at for asking...
but MoT???? Sorry? What is that?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:00, archived)