He'd probably do a hilarious Tom Jones impression, then take his top off to show his improbably developed physique.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

Typical, there all the same.
Those racist.
( BindiBaji, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

It's not unusual.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Pfft
*spangs*
( BindiBaji, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)