You know I think there might be a generation of people now
who vaguely hate Margaret Thatcher without having any clue why.

Also London is full of first time cycle-commutists today. It's A NON HELMET WEARING ARMAGEDDON WAITING TO HAPPEN !

Dust off that Muddy Fox and go get killed London !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

I think you should go down
into the tube tunnels and hunt zombies. That's what I'd do an' owt like that
( The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

It's no different to hating Hitler
Don't worry about it.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

It is different
in many ways
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)

I'd contend it is precisely the same
Just to see what you said.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

I would ignore you
just to see how you like them fucking apples.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

I would be over there playing a game on facebook

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

This says more about you
than it does about Thatcher.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

of course it is
now please grow up
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

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( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

snake! it's a snake!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

Frangipani
is my word of the day.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

When I think of it
I imagine a vagina made of maripan.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

pol pot was a bit of a cunt apparently
never met him.. though i'd brick him if i did.. so what's your point?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

You wouldnt
You'd go "Look theres Pol Pot, someone ought to hit him with a brick" then gawp a bit, then wander off.

Everyone would, other than the mentally ill or actual relatives of people he killed.

In the same way that 99% of racists would actually be polite if a big black man came up to them and asked for the time.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

first of all relatives of mine did die there
secondaly outside knowledge always helps and modern technology doesn't hurt
third stop being a twat.. ok?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

Oh dear
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

you're not coming out of this very well

just thought you should know
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

what spelling?
or the fact that a rifle scope was technology?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

ending your post with a childish insult is a very good way of nullifying your point

you big poo
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

haha
probably right

i did just do a massive poo
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

I imagine this event
as being akin to a cut worm gaining a new friend.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

What about a small black man?

( BindiBaji, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

He'd probably do a hilarious Tom Jones impression, then take his top off to show his improbably developed physique.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

Typical, there all the same.
Those racist.
( BindiBaji, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

It's not unusual.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Pfft
*spangs*
( BindiBaji, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

I'm having to get the bus.
THE BUS. Oh the horror.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

What's wrong with your wheels of steel?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

Someone stole her stepladder
and she cant mount it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

There's absolutely no way I'm driving through central London

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

I was down there the other day
Those nutters on rickshaws!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Streatham high street.
Just no.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

best thing about streatham high street is the cafe 'perfect blend'
their breakfasts are fantastic
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

Buses are the locomotive choice of the proletariat.
You have my deep sympathy.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

i do not like buses, no sirree

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

I like the bus, it's music and sleepy time.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

I can't sleep on a bus
They small too much like tramp and takeaway
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

What do you do for a job, Mrs Olin?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

She goes on intrepid expeditions to retrieve the last pringles from the bottom of the tube for fat people.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

hello, much later.
Support and training for a software/website company.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

But mainly the pringle thing, right?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

mostly the pringle thing, yeah

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

*minifive*
Hello sugarplum. How's it hanging?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

swingin' in the breeze, RR.
And your fine self?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

proud and loud, my dear.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

Heightist!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

i've fallen asleep drunk on a night bus in london
but only that sort of 'fall asleep, head lolls forward, wake up, rinse, repeat' sleep
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Are stagecoach still running things there in the south?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

I was working for Olivetti Computers
when that cunt was PM. I will most definately visit her grave when she carks it to leave a personal memorial.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

By the time she dies
most of the people who were actually working at the time of her power will be pensioners.

It'll be a big, wee smelling riot in grey.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

I don't think she will last too long now.
Someone was saying she will get a state funeral. I say drag her carcass through the streets of London behind a bin lorry so we call all throw lumps of shit at it as it passes by.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

CARS
there are many on the roads. I'm surprised they fit all these people in London every day.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

i'm having my first cup of tea in 48 hours
mmm... tea
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

I got the train to Charing Cross and walked.
I got lost, but using my male powers of orientation, I managed to guide my way to work.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

meaning you just wandered into a biggish building and set up shop there?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

Cashier: "Welcome to McDonalds sir, how can I help you?"
Me: "Ah ah! The question is, how can I help YOU?"
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

When she dies who will be the new Maggie?

I think fern britten has probably commited some secret hate crimes
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

the propogation of ryvita can not be forgiven

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

The violent and completely
unprovoked molestation of Phillip Schoefield. How do you think his hair turned white?
( The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

Someone swapped his shampoo with tipex?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

apparently one of his pet names for her is...
'minty minge'
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Muddy Fox
I wanted the muddy fox they had in the toy department of Allders so bad. When I was a kid. There still going but haven't really kept up with the competition.
( BindiBaji, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

Muddy Fox: Niche X Files porn.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

Did you ever watch the red shoe diaries?
I saw one ages ago where this chap liked to cover women in confectionery to make them look like cakes. Sexy cakes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

Yeah, I've seen that.
If I rememeber it was pant rubbing porn, you didn't see anything.
( BindiBaji, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

Yep

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

Fox was a narrator I think.

( BindiBaji, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

sounds good to me!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

They've just started making proper bikes again
They need a while to change their brand identity really. At the moment the name conjures up the image of a rusty old rigid framed bike in neon colours.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Just looked at there website £399 for a full sus.
I remember there bikes being insainly expensive, probably becuase I was getting £1.20 pocket money a week.
( BindiBaji, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

Maybe this will make for cheerier commuters
All I ever hear people say about the tube is how much it annoys them.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

The tube is shit
everyone should buy a segway and waft through London like an eccentric Oxford Don.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)