Maybe this will make for cheerier commuters
All I ever hear people say about the tube is how much it annoys them.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

The tube is shit
everyone should buy a segway and waft through London like an eccentric Oxford Don.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)