Or drop-kick it and prevent anyone foisting their sprogs on you again.
Ever.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

And end up in jail.
But it'd be worth it.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)