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My mate has emphysema.
It's his own fault for smoking 40 a day, I say, but it still makes me :( and worry for him. He's on inhalers, and he says his lungs haven't felt so good in years. If he hadn't been smoking for so long, he might not have felt so awful.

It's enough to put you off for life seeing what smoking does to people. Blah.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
Not enough for me, I'm afraid.
I'll quit when I start breeding. Till then.... sod it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
Nothing like a bit of schadenfreude in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
You get my randomburn yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
Yes! I got it yesterday. Thank you! It's ace

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
I'VE STILL ONLY HAD ONE

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
This! Some people are so slack!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
everyone who is supposed to send me one but hasn't is a great big bum
YEAH I SAID IT
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
I was never really keen on the
whole "smoking" malarkey. I'll stick to my own vices, alcohol, deep fried haggis and triple-choc-chip-cookies
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
One of my grandads died at 64 of that.
The other one died at 86 from a stroke, and smoked to the end. Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad,
and not kicking, crying and screaming like his passengers.
/dad joke
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
Pfft.
Hai Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
What was that?
I can only hear background noise.

HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
Bzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
My grandad died during the holocaust.
He fell out the guard tower.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
if we took that as a scientific poll - which it isn't of course
then you're willing to bet on a 50% chance of shortened life and a really horrible death for the joy of cigs.

These aren't great odds.

/the zeal of a reformed smoker I know
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
No, not really.
I couldn't be bothered thinking of anything meaningful to say, so just stated how my grandparents died.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
My gran died at 86, also having seemingly smoked since her teens (she worked in the cigareette factory that used to exist in dundalk)

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
In better news
my friends had a baby boy yesterday. He's very very cute and lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
CHUG CHUG CHUG

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
Babies are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
Oh fuck off you misery

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
Hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
haha, this.
I'm going to a party/picnic thing with work colleagues on Saturday, one with new twins. I know I'm going to get handed one at some point and then everyone will wander off.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
Well it's nice for them.
Just tell them you don't want it. You can do that you know
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
I think it'd be a bit rude.
I'll just conveniently be elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
Say you'd love to but don't think you should
as you've already dropped three babies in the last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
"I have an unfortunate drop-kicking compulsion"

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
Or drop-kick it and prevent anyone foisting their sprogs on you again.
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
And end up in jail.
But it'd be worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
other peoples' kids are cute. as long as you can hand them back when they start crying
case in point: my baby cousin
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
Awww, what a lovely ickle beard.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
I still swear you're wanting to be the new Athena man
Only with more shirt on.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
nah, if i was going to be an iconic poster
i'd be the tennis bum girl
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
I want to go to a psychic pinic in Pickwick.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
Babies can't do anything for years
Worst toy ever
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
just like YOU!
dawww!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
Yeah
ha great
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
cheer up
it's take that day
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
I KNOW!
It's very VERY exciting
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
gay housemate really enjoyed it
i'm sure you will too
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
YEEEEEEY!

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
apparently that 'gary go' was pretty good too
i've seen lots of posters but not heard anything of his
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
Garry Gum?

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
i think they are roughly the same thing, yes
hello chap, how're things?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
Good.
Trying to work from home, despite the fact that Lilith keeps lying on all of my notes and stealing my pencil.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
haha
good ol' lilith

i've still got a scar on my arm from her!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
Well I don't know what to do you see
my ma and friend are working today and so won't be getting there til after six. I think Gary Go is on about 5.30 ish and then there's another support act (who may or may not be The Script). They want me to hang around for them, but I don't think I want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
when jack went it was the saturdays
so no loss there
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
Ha yeah.
It was James Morrison last night. My friend showed up just as he was finishing. There's a massive mechanical elephant. It's going to be ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
That's mean
Gary Barlow's lost a lot of weight you know
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
I've got a gold medal

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
woo!
i have one too but it is probably less prestigious than yours
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
you worked for it, thus it is prestigious.
the effort is the important factor.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
that's true
but thousands of people got the same one as me

i'm still proud though. i should wear it more!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
I might wear mine as part of my bling.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
yeah, boyee

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
stopped a few times
probably will never for ever.. i live in london fuckit
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)