Heh, when you get aroused by a large lady

( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

I told cr3 I had a lardon for him and he just looked at me sadly and patted me on the head

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

Did he say 'aww, bless' too?

( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

I'm meant to be the mature one. Oh dear.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

you should have tried
"wide-on like the Blackwall Tunnel"

that's the more mature approach.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)