Well, the methodology is clearly bunkum
but what should the millionth word be?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

"tweet"

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

Isn't that already a word?
Ok, the definition can be amended but it's still there isn't it?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

I don't know if a new definition counts as a new word... maybe it does.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

Bordon
As in 'I just bordoned that' or 'I'm going to have a good bordon later'
( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

I had a giggle at "lardons" in Asda yesterday

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

Heh, when you get aroused by a large lady

( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

I told cr3 I had a lardon for him and he just looked at me sadly and patted me on the head

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

Did he say 'aww, bless' too?

( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

I'm meant to be the mature one. Oh dear.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

you should have tried
"wide-on like the Blackwall Tunnel"

that's the more mature approach.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

mmm bacon.

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

baconbaconbacon

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

bacony mmmmms

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

Is that what happens when Mykey sees a sexy pie?


ROFFLEFATINTERMEME etc.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

All pies are sexy pies.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

BACON PIE?

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

CHICKEN AND BACON CERTAINLY

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)

well, have you seen this?
kotaku.com/5248752/the-millionth-word-in-the-english-language-could-be
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

haha
I hope so
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5885895
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

i'm not going to get involved in this as i'd probably be wrong, or not, no offence

( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

Get back on the naughty step

( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

OMG WAH HAPPENED?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

This only proves how much of a troll and the IMMEDIATE need for MODS to take ACTION
Wont someone think of the children?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

It should be "clunge"

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

HEY!
hey hey hey hey ehyheheheyeheye
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

Jobeisawesome

( Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)