I tried voodoo once to kill someone. It didn't work.
When I explained this to a relative as anecdotal evidence that such things are bollocks, they said it would only have worked if I'd believed it would work. Now I just don't know WHAT to think.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

I suggest you stab said relative in the face with a sharpened voodoo doll.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)