I got Mr Sp@m this for his birthday
www.next.co.uk/shopping/men/gifts/7/3
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

That's good, but a bit expensive.
I'm talking a random little "Hey, you're kind of awesome" present.
( Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

So you couldn't be arsed to think of anything?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

That was along with all the running gear i bought him
I wanted something he could do with mates from work, the poor lad works so hard and never seems to get a break so I thought the race tickets or paintballing was good. He gone with the paintballing though. He was well chuffed.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

I can't remember what she got me for my last birthday
She was very skint at the time though. I will, however, spend the next year reminding her that her birthday this year cost the best part of £700.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

You spoil her rotten

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

I'm an ace boyfriend
Fact
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

blimey
I'd be rather mortified if someone spent that much on me.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

Yes, but you see, I love her
And I like seeing her happy.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

Good for you!
Lovely boyfriend :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Damn right

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)