I'd win
because I'm unremarkable thus avoiding nominations.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

That's good for staying in a long time
but not for winning.
You'd need to suddenly start getting your tits out near the end, or something.
( Newington, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

I'm no whore,
I'll get my mimsy out first.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)