If the Big Brother house
were populated with b3ta/talk regulars :

Who would win.....

And who would get their tits out first.....
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

Jadeviper
for the 2nd part
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

only cos
I have to get mine out regularly for feeding purposes
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

*feeds*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:18, archived)

*suckles*

( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:18, archived)

Yeah
that's how they got posted all over the internet :P
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)

well no
I can't even remember how that started. it was before I had a PC at home anyway
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

I think I know
how you paid for that PC though
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:22, archived)

that PC came out of a skip...
we finally chucked it out when we moved last year. it was a 386DX
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

Jadeviper would get her tits out first.
Winner? Hmmm... Comma? Then again, Comma would probably be both.
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

I love you, darling.

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)

Doc Shambles
on both counts
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)

I would
and I wouldn't have them covered in the first place.
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)

Not with clothes anyway......

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)

hoorah
is it wrong o'clock already?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:18, archived)

It's always
wrong o'clock on b3ta.

*hands round fried monkey cocks and dip*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:22, archived)

I would,
because I would let Big Brother bum me until I bled.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)

Actually
from what I have seen so far (very little) you're probably the most likely candidate purely because of your sexuality.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

Evil Lu would win
And Jadeviper would keep everyone distracted while she did.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

1. No one, because:
2. Comma.
( Newington, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

haha

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:18, archived)

hahahahaha
yes
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:18, archived)

Pffft
I can't believe you need to ask.

I reckon it'd be Flappers and Dr Poppers head to head to the final straits.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:18, archived)

I don't know
Baldmonkey running around and flinging his own faeces at the other contestants may keep him in the running for quite a while
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:21, archived)

I will
eat my own faeces to win a competition.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:22, archived)

We're talking
tits here, right?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

I have large
boyboobs if that is a starter.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

you two head to head?
you can borrow my bra to keep you together if you like
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

I'd win
because I'm unremarkable thus avoiding nominations.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

That's good for staying in a long time
but not for winning.
You'd need to suddenly start getting your tits out near the end, or something.
( Newington, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

I'm no whore,
I'll get my mimsy out first.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)