To keep Boris Johnson as confused as possible.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

he's not confused at all
he's very bright. which is what makes him dangerous.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

No, it's the lasers in his eyes that make him dangerous.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

I think he is actually a robot from the far but imperfect future
one in which they have trouble with speech software.

I I I I am boris 2000.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)