A squirrel ran up my leg in St James' Park a few weeks ago.
Just sat there, on my thigh, looking at me. I screamed like a girl :(
( Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

He was trying to tell you he killed The Neville.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)

Dear The Neville:
Is this the squirrel that tried to kill you?
( Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)