Wotabout...
"Egon, I'm reminded of the time you tried to frill a hole in your head."
"Yes, and I would have succeeded if you hadn't stopped me."

or...

"Are you, Alice, menstruating?"
"I hardly see how trhat is relevant!"
"Back off, man, I'm a scientist."
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)