I'm waiting for clients to visit work
what do you guys and gals do to pass the time when waiting for clients ? .... apart from wanking of obviously...
(Experiment 626, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)

shoot up, avoid the police and my pimp

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

Licking up my own
sexual discharge
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

not other peoples ?
You've never lived.
(Experiment 626, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:21, archived)

Are you a dog ?
*stiffens*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:21, archived)

"...no?"
"Then...DIE!"
*zaps"
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a dog, you say 'YES!'"
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

That film
is older than 65% of the people posting here.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:26, archived)

I was 3 when it came out.
And I love it with my heart and soul.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

I was eight
and I saw it in the pictures
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

It must have been re-released, because I saw it at the piccies on my (seventh?) birthday.
Loved it ever since.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

1984
according to IMDb though I suppose that could have been 1985 before it was shown here
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

Nah, I was definitely old enough to see it and appreciate it,
so it must have been shown again a few years after it came out.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

So young!
*refuses to mention my age*
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

age catalogue of cock infections
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

*smears you in the face with a slimy bellend*
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

*Laughs mockingly while watching you molest my doppelganger*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

And the reason
why my generation smoke :D
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

Nope I'm blaming that on Die Hard
peer pressure and Humphrey Bogart
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

Hah hah, so true!
It's got to be the last Hollywood family movie in which people who aren't loners, psychopaths or hired killers smoke.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

which film?
care to enlighten those of us who've clearly never lived?
(teasus likes tea, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

Ghost Busters
FFS!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

Tis Ghostbusters
And the quote in question referred to a god, rather than a dog..
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

haha, you're all old

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

I was eight when it came out
alas, I missed, probably for a number of reasons, but mainly as my dad died that year. :o(
(Experiment 626, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

Did you bury the VHS player with him ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

Hahaha
Bad bad Woat!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

It's how you like me
*flounces*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:36, archived)

We couldn't afford one
a player let alone the tape
(Experiment 626, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:36, archived)

This thread could get grim
quickly if it's taken too seriously....
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

Unless my maths is wrong
surely that should be "we couldn't afford the tape, not the player"?
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

*silent vibrating giggle*

I love this place
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)

Listen !
You smell something ?
(Experiment 626, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

"What's in there?"
"Oh, that's the bedroom, but nothing ever happenned in there."
"What - a - crime..."
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

hurrah!!!
"doh....."
"ray....."
"Egon....."

:D
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

That
is possibly my favorite bit :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

Or the bit in the elevator when
they first switch on the backpack and all back away...
(Experiment 626, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

"...Do you have a hobby?"
"I collect spores, molds and fungus."
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

nah
the bits "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes!" and "doh, ray, Egon" are the funniest
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:36, archived)

Wotabout...
"Egon, I'm reminded of the time you tried to frill a hole in your head."
"Yes, and I would have succeeded if you hadn't stopped me."

or...

"Are you, Alice, menstruating?"
"I hardly see how trhat is relevant!"
"Back off, man, I'm a scientist."
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

what kind of girl do you think I am???
I don't have clients!
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:21, archived)

wipe bogies
on the chairs they will sit on.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:21, archived)

Talc my rubber up.

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:22, archived)

Think of ways to kill them

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

Finding new and exciting ways
to stimulate my prostate.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

#34: Extreme autofellatio

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:26, archived)

Wank
and time it so you spluff in their faces as they walk through the door.
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

but they are a couple of hours late
and I'm beggining to blister !
(Experiment 626, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)