you'd need to buy malt loaf
on the off chance of it having a dead mouse in
because you can't catch mice
because you are shit
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

Yuo aer rubbesh at haikus :o3

(Cuffbert, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

YOU ARE RUBBISH AT EVERYTHING

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Cuffbert is Druid
Druid is a mentalist
He is not a cat.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)