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It's more original than seeing an image of Jesus in a Battenburg cake, I suppose:
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/8092921.stm

Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
he shouldn't have complained
extra protein.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
That's what I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
This is known as the Supermatt defence.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
spunky chop slaps

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
Afternoon DG.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
Noon all

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
Don't talk to them
WE don't need them.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
I wondered where you'd been hiding today
I was afraid you may have been caught in the wake of Wormulus' epic flounce.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
that looks delicious

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
Hmmmm
Hang on, that looks fuck all like a malt loaf! I call fraud!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
BOOBIES

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
SHAG

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
I lurve maltloaf.
Toasted and thickly butted. Mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
Butted?
But yes, you are right it is yummy in a sticky mouthed buttery kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
See, I butter it but don't toas...
and I see what you're saying now.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
This has my interest at the moment
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/reviews/8092758.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
The Fox executives are a bit thick, really.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
It was axed seven years ago?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
I think that may have been the first time.
2003.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
Oh yes.
I quite like Futurama.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
I hear they brought it back on the strength of your opinion.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
Serves him right for buying malt loaf.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
But malt loaf is amazing.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
I must admit to having never tried it.
It looks like the most unappetising thing ever though, and for that I feel it deserves to be embedded with dead mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
It's so nice.
Bit of butter, lovely.

Kind of dark treacly sugar and spice tasting. I'm talking like some sort of foreign mental, but you get my drift.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
Hmmm, that doesn't sound too bad.
You may have swayed me into wanting to try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
Come on, big manly testicles time
open the hangar, neeeeooow and all that sort of business.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
really? it just looks a bit like fruit cake
and it's very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

buying malt loaf living in Northern Ireland.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

in Northern Ireland
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
Yummy

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
GNAAAH! OM NOM NOM NYOM! :o3

(Cuffbert, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
you'd need to buy malt loaf
on the off chance of it having a dead mouse in
because you can't catch mice
because you are shit
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
Yuo aer rubbesh at haikus :o3

(Cuffbert, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
YOU ARE RUBBISH AT EVERYTHING

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
Cuffbert is Druid
Druid is a mentalist
He is not a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
Cuffbert!
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
Oh HI there mistar Bumswords, yuo aer vere loevly and if
yuo needs to haev maybe a little mini bits of garding I wuold do yuo good raets maybe a chickins or sum fishs OM NOM NOM :o3
(Cuffbert, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
Oh hai cuffbert.
How's it hanging?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
I suspect he's neutered
so it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
I aer too busy GARDING for love and yuo do
nots get paid in CHICKINS either :o3
(Cuffbert, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
Tell that wanker Druid that we saw a baby in the doctor's today that looked exactly like him.
It was more than a little bit unnerving.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
Oh hello Cuffbert. You look LOVELY.
Miss you! x
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
That's nothing.
I found 24 blackbirds baked in my pie. They weren't half angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
Well, that's what
you get for eating malt loaf.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

eating malt loaf living in Northern Ireland
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
hey now little mouse
i hope we understand one another
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
Tell me what to do
LITTLE MOUSE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
I've sent someone the 2nd Season of that on DVD as a Randomburn gift.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
Is that because it's such a crushing disappointment after the sheer genius of the 1st series?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
It's because it was £3 in HMV, and I thought "Someone might like this as a gift."
See also: Brass Eye
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
When I worked at Woolies, all those years ago,
we acquired a dvd with that episode of Brass Eye about nonces that got all banned. We had to send it back, otherwise I would have nicked it.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
It wasn't banned, was it? - It's on the Brasseye DVD that I have?

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
I'm sure it was only banned from TV.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
The paedo special was withdrawn from sale.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
Or at least it was for a while, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
It was on the copy I purchased

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
it's entirely possibly that i sing this song at work when i have to find a small mouse to go with a laptop

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
the first time I read that headline, I didn't read the word 'mouse' and thought,
"That must have been a bloody big loaf".
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
*spang*

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
Foo0oOooo00oo00oooOOoOooo00ooooOoOo000oooOoO00ooooOo00od

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
I would have been interested
if a dead mouse had been found in Meat Loaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
Someone talk about shares so I can tell everyone how good my AFC Energy shares are doing.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)