You're going to have to accidentally on purpose
elbow her in the eye just to balance things out.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

Sometimes I push her out of bed when she's asleep and pretend that she must have rolled out on her own.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

I'm so proud I could wet myself.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)