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You know what I'd like to see
Steven Hawking (Soon, because he is on his last wheels at the moment) doing a slightly altered cover version of that Pussycat Dolls song.

DONTHCA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A GEEK LIKE ME ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
He is.
And I love him for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
Do you think he programs that speak n spell
to shout "HERE COMES THE DADDY" when he comes ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
I was talking about my boyfriend.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
Your boyfriend is Stephen Hawking?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
*sigh*
Yeah, sure why not. It was me that beat him up that time.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
You beat up Foldsfive?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
*sigh*
Yeah. I have a bad temper and a short fuse, remember?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
You've got a fuse? You're a robot?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
BZZZZZT
KILL THE HUMANS
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
+ FEMALE

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
the humans are dead
we used poisonous gasses
and we poisoned their asses
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
So was Goatworrier.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
or...

(likeajackhammer, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
A RAVISHING YOUNG BUCK was on the phone earlier claiming you'd recently spoke.
I trust you'll be watching ENGLAND tonight from the third world, there?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
He is.
Mine often lectures me about quantum physics and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
Do you often have to answer with things like
"That's nice gorgeous, I only asked you why the bathroom light wasn't working"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
Ok, that sounds really bad
I didn't mean it in a bad way
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
He knows when he's lost me because I go and get a bagel and start playing with the lizard.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
Leopard Geckos are cool
As are bagels
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
*euphemismometer explodes*

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
As self depricating as I can be
I'm not about to call my ladychamber a lizard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
Ha, likewise.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
He sounds like my grandad,
the most light hearted of conversations can turn into these deep explanations and theories about other dimensions and time, etc.

I think it's quite interesting really.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
I do, I really do
but once you hit the half an hour mark you've really got to still have me on board otherwise I start thinking about other things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
Yes, a half hour takes the biscuit.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
I'm just not as clever as he stubbornly keeps believing.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
you mean 'the wife'?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
He's just jealous because grumpy pansies get very little play.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
I don't care, I got a new telly =D
Thanks to everyone who recomended Richer Sounds, there is one right next to my flat, and I got this for quite a bit cheaper, even with a 5 year warrenty.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
wait, you paid for an extended warranty?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
Yeah', LCDs don't tend to last 5 years, or just about before then.
I know that if anything is going to go wrong, it's going to be in the first year, but I still went for it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
I'd rather get an extended warranty,
Especially if it's something that fancy.

It's always better if you can wangle it out of them for free though. Hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
I've had mine for over five years
There's fuck all wrong with it neither has there ever been.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
Depending on the item, it can be worth it

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
it's never worth it

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
I honestly don't agree with you
I've had my bacon saved by warranties before, and I've kicked myself for not buying them. Like all forms of insurance it is a gamble and it is up to you if you take it.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
If I remember right, Richer Sounds warranties were generally not as much of a rip off as most of the high street chains
this is going back a few years though so they could've changed
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
they are OK
but I've never bothered. Mainly because I only tend to by Hi-Fi stuff from them and unless you're buying rubbish, it doesn't break. Plus, turns out their warranties specifically preclude claims for "having a a large vodka poured into your power amp while you are DJing to 'see what would happen'" and "feeding several sausages to the bass ports on Mission speakers 'to see what would happen'" , which are the only expensive equipment failures I've had.

if you want a 5 year warranty, follow these simple steps.
1)go to Richer sounds and find the telly you want
2)get them to write down the price
3)go to John Lewis and show them the bit of paper, they will price-match and all tellies bought in John Lewis automatically have a free 5-year warranty.

Simples.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
Due to the cyclical nature of time
Hawking is ever lasting. He is the universal constant.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
You remind me of the babe

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
What babe?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
The babe with the power

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
What power?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
The power of voodoo

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
Who do?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
You do

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
Do what?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
Remind me of the babe

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
I saw my baby....
cryin' as hard as babe could do... what could I do?
Something something something, feelin' bluuueeee.

What kind of magic spell to use,
Slugs and snails, and puppy do tales.
Thunder or lightening, then, baby said.

Dance magic dance, magic dance, magic dance.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
Wormulus updated his flounce
www.b3ta.com/talk/6208225
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
I've decided that you are the new Wormulus, btw

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
What do you mean by that?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
You don't have to behave like him
you just have to reach his dizzying heights of popularity
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
Blimey
even I could manage that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
RECOGNITION AT LAST!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
yours is my fave

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
I prefer yours
Paperclip salesman :D
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
Wooooooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
i look forward to see this link again when it's next updated

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
Oh, bless him.
If he's not on b3ta I wonder how he's going to butter girls up?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
Scarves indoors
it makes the ladies week at the knees.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
He could at least put some wire in it so it seems to fly out behind him even indoors.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
or bend up at the front like dilbert's tie

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
And wear aviators?
I think I've discovered my new look.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
Only if you have a proper leather flying hat and goggles.
Except the goggles must be very magnifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
But be careful
You might look like Chubby Brown/
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
Yeah, so don't be shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
People always chant "You fat bastard" at me :D

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
haha
With some steam-punk eye-googles and a leather flying jacket. And grow an impressive mustarsh.

And then say words like "old chap".

Even I'm swooning at the thought of that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
I heart Wormulus.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
And i'm still not on it.
Me so beige.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
all you need is a gimmick

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
Yeah, but that sounds like effort.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
quite the opposite really

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
Ok then, give me a gimmick.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
Choose a word/phrase and repeat.
Worked for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
what word/phrase
did you pick?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
if you have to ask, then it can't have worked very well
PAIN/beak/i love chris packham and want to have freaky animal sex with him

they're all UToL's
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
*high fives*
You knows it.

Also piss drinking but that was forced upon me by others.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
i absolutely guarantee that he's here every day checking to see who is talking about him
HELLO SEB, YOU TIT
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
Yeah, Wormulus is Sebastian Winnett.
/ac
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
Oh come on,
I'm shit enough to get mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
I don't want a geeky boyfriend thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
Aww.
They're great. I love mine lots. I love when he's talking about something he's really passionate about. It's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
I think my girlfriend would leave me if I attended a bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
then don't tell her
lying in a relationship is very important. also, you should go to the hood butter one and bring your beak
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
I could so easily tell I was just visiting friends.
Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
Fair enough.
So if we come to Brighton, we'll not be seeing you then, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
That's different
I'd be on my todd though.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
Mine just took the piss.
Rightly so.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
Really?!
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
because she'd think I'm a massive loser,
I can't have her finding out the truth now can I?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
Vomit on her, then tell her.
Or hit her first. Anything that makes it look good by comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
I've been treating her with love and respect,
that was my first mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
The fuck did you do that for?
She'll only go and get used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
World's worst boyfriend right here.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
You utter cunt.
Next you'll say you buy her little treats and feed her. You make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
Kind of the other way round as she's the one with the money,
I just have to buy her cheaper yet more thoughtful things.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
You're going to have to accidentally on purpose
elbow her in the eye just to balance things out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
Sometimes I push her out of bed when she's asleep and pretend that she must have rolled out on her own.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
I'm so proud I could wet myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
I'm not really that geeky, but Mrs Rocket sometimes just looks at me with a mixture of derision and love.
The bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
I meant more that I don't want a different boyfriend to the one I've got that's not particularly geeky.
Not that I am totally opposed to geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
Geeky boyfriends are awesome
Normally have something to talk about, and SOME aren't virgins when you meet them!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
They are the two most important things I look for in a man!

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
They aren't real geeks if they aren't virgins

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
They're much better than chavvy ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
I don't want one of those either.
I'll settle for the one I've got.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
Oh, alright then.
Seeing as it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
I thought you said you didn't want a geeky one
LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
It's the comedy glasses innit?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
You wanted to see my compo entry didn't you?
Spam Spam Spam
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
Mine was shit and got ignored :(

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
There you go
(i did click it when i first saw it)
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
I'd like to see no such thing
YOU SIR, DISGUST ME!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
He'll never die!
Not noticeably anyway. Several of the world's top physicists will take it in turns to telnet into his chair and move him about and speak for him.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)