Tights are nasty.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:34,
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What even those heavily patterned ones?
I think they look fucking great on a good set of pins and would gladly chuck my muck over them.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:44,
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