Which made sense way back in the last century when the switches were mechanical
but there's absolutely fuck all excuse for it in this magical digital age of technological wonderment.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

you should try it up here
we've still got overhead phone lines and old skool exchanges.

Mind you, they still point at cars and worship fire as a God.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

When I pick up my phone
I get a woman with a taybly faah beck 1950s accent asking what name I require.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Air hair lair!

( FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)