Is Tara going to be Nora?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

I'm not asking her.
She clobbers me with a rolling pin every time I show her the contents of my matchbox.

And by "matchbox", I mean "pants".
( FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

And with good reason too, you filthy old sod.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)