I'm a semi pisswimp;
I'm not really able, but make a valiant effort nonetheless.
For a while it helped to imagine the last slosh I'd had, but that wore off. Now, thanks to an episode of Scrubs, imagining Donald Faison's face helps.
Yes.
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Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:13,
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Welcome to half the club.
*presents you with half a badge, half a membership card and half a news letter; the half with the vowels on it*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:17,
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