Since all my friends are pisswimps
anyone fancy cycling up Leith hill at the weekend ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

If I can use my motorbike
then maybe.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:59, archived)

You could do
but I dont reckon it'd be in one peice after an hour.

There's a good pub up there though.

And wild stoats with loose morals.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:01, archived)

What is this "Though" of theirs that they have a pub up?

( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:05, archived)

"up which they have a pub"
shirley
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:10, archived)

Indeed.

( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)

?
www.pinkbike.com/photo/254/pbpic254612.jpg
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:04, archived)

awwwwwwwwww
bless :D
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:06, archived)

Hehehehe I want one :D

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:08, archived)

Naw,
his isn't that butch.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:09, archived)

Id be forced to agree
edit: this one then? www.highrollersra.com/New%20Pictures/poker%20run%2005/bike%202%20girls.jpg
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)

Unfortunately
that is the kind of bike that makes you gay, no matter how many bikini-clad birds you have draped over it
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)

bah
that's far too big to look at
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)

I think you'll find
thats what she sai.... Nah
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:16, archived)

That's what my last girlfriend said



_{may not contain 100% truth}
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:17, archived)

Was she talking about your arse
or your moobs?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)

I'll have you know that my arse is quite pert.
well, relatively speaking.

Compared to say, something very large.

*stands next to Mykey to appear thin*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)

You know, if your deathwish were any stronger
I'd expect you to have a livejournal
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)

Rofl!
best laugh of the day - ta :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)

it beat the one about the
bahwoons?

that was my favourite*

*though that was funny.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)

This free sperm your username speaks of
is it the sailors jizz that's leaking out your arse ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)

Nice. I think.
I can't fit all of it on my screen, and it's very squashed.

I was thinking more like this:
www.gayorlando.com/gosports/images/bicycle_150.jpg
(came up in search for "gay bike")
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:16, archived)

Shut it
cockmuncher
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)

Now then Uncle Fenris
Dont oppress him!


You slaaaaaaag
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)

I think he likes it really
It's not oppression if they love it?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)

*invades poland*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)

land o
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)

Calrissian?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)

You only say that
because you luuuuuuuuurve him.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)

That
is true ;)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)

Yes.
You love him up the anal.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:19, archived)

Anal bot shags

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)

IT'S A GIRL'S BIKE! YOU CAN TELL 'COS THE CROSSBAR'S REEEALLY LOOOW.
I'M RIDING MY BIKE INTO TOWN!
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:08, archived)

Double U Tee Eff?

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:09, archived)

www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Strawberry+Pancakes/
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:10, archived)

Arf :)
I've not been there for a while :D
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)

bah, Dobsky
www.b3ta.com/talk/621521
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)

Went straight to the most entertaining 404 page in the world

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:19, archived)

grah, I seem to have spacky fingers today

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)

up leith hill at my sweaty minge
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:59, archived)

"anyone fancy cycling my sweaty minge the weekend"?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:01, archived)

Erm, no
but thanks for the offer.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:03, archived)

I was pointing out to him
that his strikethrough doesn't make sense
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:05, archived)

Oh really?
I had assumed you were offering the entire board a rather unpleasant sexual service.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:09, archived)

no but thanks
skipple twang froocky doocky woo woo woo kipper-headed rancid foiled munchkin
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:05, archived)

You've made
"...cycling my sweaty minge weekend..."

You arent very good at this are you ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/621525
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:02, archived)

Pffft!
Top linkage action there, dude.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:05, archived)

Please use 'pisswimp'
only in the correct context.

/head pisswimp
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)

I thought it just meant
pissy and wimpy.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:04, archived)

Nope.
It means unable to piss at public urinals.
Mr Tea started calling me it a while back when he found out I have to use cubicles.
(See my profile for more faskinating details)
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:10, archived)

I'm a semi pisswimp;
I'm not really able, but make a valiant effort nonetheless.
For a while it helped to imagine the last slosh I'd had, but that wore off. Now, thanks to an episode of Scrubs, imagining Donald Faison's face helps.
Yes.
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)

it's not sharing thursday for nearly seven hours

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/621566
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:17, archived)

I hope they'll be the longest ones ever

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:17, archived)

Welcome to half the club.
*presents you with half a badge, half a membership card and half a news letter; the half with the vowels on it*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:17, archived)

Thnk yc!

( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)