Use the phrase
'new direction' (as it sounds like nude erection) a lot.
And phallic flowcharts.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)

Oooh and use the word 'solution' for everything

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)

?
I'm not sure I understand that one.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)

Because
it's the solution.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/621607
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)

Especially in the sense of 'final'.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:36, archived)