Symptoms: being a cunt, stupid hippy hair, horrible facial disfigurement, "really beautiful" girlfriend.
Diagnosis: Pancreatic cancer.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

:(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

Really, the signs were all there.
It's just a shame nobody worked it out sooner.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

my girlfriend is actually really beautiful though!
LOOK!
photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v258/208/125/634545174/n634545174_3333887_9274.jpg
i have no idea how i did it.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

Oooh, she is.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

SHE IS.
I AM GOING TO GLOAT ABOUT IT.
HAHAHA.
my girlfriend is REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

it's bound to end in her dumping me
for someone who is not an idiot :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

Nooooooooooooo

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

it's ok,
as soon as she does that, i'll be up you like a rat up a drainpipe.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

Phwooooooar!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

I NO.
Even TFD agrees!
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

why would SHE lie,
of all people?
that's right, she would not!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

It must be true then.
Hurray!
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

and it seems to me, that you lived your life like a candle in the wind

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)