Do you have a butler, JMG?

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

That Sammi cunt does ennit.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

yeah, she's called "mam"

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

i thought the geordies just said ma?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

i'll have to take your word for that

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

i went once
scarier than the red light district in mexico city
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

No.
:(

When I was in Costa Rica, though. I had an entire family from Nicaragua who'd do my laundry, the dishes and all the cleaning.
I felt terrible. But on the flip side, the family had a baby who'd never take his eyes off me. I think I was the first blonde he'd seen.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

But did any of them ever drop your designer sunglasses into the washbasket?
This is very important.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

You're BLONDE?
That's not right, surely?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

He meant to say "bald".

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

You forgot to call her a cunt.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

Well I'm not fucking editing it now.
It's too late.

No, I'm sorry. I just won't.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

I'm adding it mentally to the end of any replies to her posts.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

wouldn't a wig be a bit hot
in costa rica?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)