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I could say I'd kill each and every one of you to get in to Cheryl Tweedy's pants.
But in all fairness I'd do the same to get in to Norah Batty's pants, and she's dead.
How low life are b3tans, for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)
Do you have a butler, JMG?

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)
That Sammi cunt does ennit.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
yeah, she's called "mam"

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
i thought the geordies just said ma?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)
i'll have to take your word for that

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
i went once
scarier than the red light district in mexico city
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)
No.
:(

When I was in Costa Rica, though. I had an entire family from Nicaragua who'd do my laundry, the dishes and all the cleaning.
I felt terrible. But on the flip side, the family had a baby who'd never take his eyes off me. I think I was the first blonde he'd seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)
But did any of them ever drop your designer sunglasses into the washbasket?
This is very important.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
You're BLONDE?
That's not right, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
He meant to say "bald".

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)
You forgot to call her a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
Well I'm not fucking editing it now.
It's too late.

No, I'm sorry. I just won't.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
I'm adding it mentally to the end of any replies to her posts.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)
wouldn't a wig be a bit hot
in costa rica?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
She's a mingy slag.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
She's LOVELY.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6216263
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
recursive posting

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6216313
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
THIS
AGREEING WITH JMG, HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
Very
But hopefully most of them have the ability to leave the house, as do I, so it's more of an amusement than a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
Again, offended.

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
as do I

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)
someone is feeling sad inside
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
Yes, 2am isn't usually spent in my house, being 22 and all that

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)
oh man.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)
Did you at 22?

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)
i'm not sure i know where you're going with this,
but i will roll with it.
no i did not at 22?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
Sammi's usually getting chaperoned around town about now on a date Daddy lined up for her.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
From the grave
ooooOOOOoooOOo
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)
Buy a new one.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
I'm not rich

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
Spend most nights not in your house at 2am, I meant

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)
oh fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)
that'll be your manky pancreas

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)
Didn't he say that his chemo wasn't due to start for a while?
Surely it can't be that manky? It may still even be pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)
fuck you sammi.
it's cancerous for fucks sake. why do you think i need chemo?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
I'd shag SSG's pancreas, cancerous or not, in preference to you

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
Hahahahahahaahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
enough talking about how shit sammi is.
let's talk about how beautiful my girlfriend is.
which is, very.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)
Yes she is
And she reminds me of somebody very famous, though I can't think who.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
this means a lot,
coming from you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)
Just because I'm not a looker
Doesn't mean I can't identify a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
i meant,
it means a lot, coming from someone who hates me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
Robert Mugabe?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
she's my mugababe.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
*pays upfront*

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
That actually makes me more than happy.

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
we have sammi
she's pretty good
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)
tonight's /talk hate figure is Sammi
get with it or get left behind, shmucko
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)
I bet I can change that, G!
No doubt a critique of Linux of World of Warcraft shall set off a in-house weeper.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
yeah!
YEAH!
also, my girlfriend is really beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)
Cole, dickhead
Also, I would wipe my cock with a cheese grater just for her to whisper 'Bum' in my ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)
Cheryl Tweedy is one of the four members of girls aloud who haven't asked me if I've got salted nuts.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)