a need to look good online any attractive features
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

Some people find me attractive
And I don't want to be attractive to the shallow cunts. That's the bonus to not being pretty - you don't attract the dickheads. (no pun intended)
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

Some people find Ray Charles finds
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)

You made a funny
Well done!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

A (very expensive) funny, no less
Well done, (very expensive) me!
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)

Oh, so THAT'S your beef?
Me saying that my sunglasses were expensive? Get over it.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)

we're just jealous of your (very expensive) sunglasses.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)

Careful, now
If you get any wittier, the internet might catch fire, with (very expensive) repercussions.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)

You're attractive in that 'picasso painting' kind of way.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)

Oily and mental looking?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)