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Game of Thrones anyone?
Some kind of geeky hysteria surrounds the HBO casting of Game of Thrones: A song of fire and ice. Does anyone give a fuck?

Edit: Sammi rules all
(B3taByter Meh, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
Sammi has a cleaner
And (very expensive) sunglasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
I hope this is a new meme of some sort

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
Also, she nearly cried

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
Replying to myself, here

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
i just wondered if sammi has as much trouble with her smelling as she does with her hearing,
because
haha
here we go, here comes a punchline,
haha
man
she can't
smell her own
shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
I'm going to stand up for sammi here.
as a gentleman and all that.

*slaps your face with white glove*

outside, pistols at dawn sir!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)
But dawn isn't a cunt.
I'd point mine at Sammi.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
I see what you did there
*tumble weeds*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
Not all of this shit I'm throwing is going to stick to Sammi.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
i agree.. she maybe the dumbest thing on earth.. maybe..
but acting like pack animals is fucking disgusting

so she's richer and thicker than you.. soo what? focus your disgust on something important
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT ALERT

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)
get a life

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
Pfffhahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)
I have no trouble with my hearing any more
Actually, I do.

The music is now too loud in clubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)
i do apologise.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
Yes, it's all your fault
you cancerous cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
just the face and personality you need to work on then!

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
Don't forget the cleaner

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
She actually has a (very expensive) paper bag and a (very expensive) spokesperson.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
And I need to gain a need to look good online
Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

a need to look good online any attractive features
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
Some people find me attractive
And I don't want to be attractive to the shallow cunts. That's the bonus to not being pretty - you don't attract the dickheads. (no pun intended)
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

Some people find Ray Charles finds
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
You made a funny
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
A (very expensive) funny, no less
Well done, (very expensive) me!
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)
Oh, so THAT'S your beef?
Me saying that my sunglasses were expensive? Get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)
we're just jealous of your (very expensive) sunglasses.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)
Careful, now
If you get any wittier, the internet might catch fire, with (very expensive) repercussions.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
You're attractive in that 'picasso painting' kind of way.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)
Oily and mental looking?

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)
I think he was referring to offline.
Unless you're just going to conduct your whole life online now. Through your stenographer.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
Well, considering he's never met me in person
He wouldn't know what my personality is like.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)
I have a very beautiful girlfriend.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
But do you have (very expensive) sunglasses?

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
NOT LIKE ME YOU DONT

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
She's mine now.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
:(
but i have CANCER.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
Not for long!

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
LIES!

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)
I hardly think SSG would waste these last few precious months
telling lies. Online.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)
what kind of monster would lie about something as serious as cancer?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
Not the kind of monster I'd want to play quoits with,
that's for sure!
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)
SSG has a girlfriend
The Gentleman Bastard advanced her.
She politely declined
He didn't have cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
I'll be honest with you here,
no, I doubt anyone gives a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
Sammi doesn't give a fuck I don't think.
It depends what time it is, let me just check.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
Ahh yes.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6216376

Worst. Town Crier. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
I'll bear that it mind if I apply for the post of Town Crier

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
OH MAN

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
Haha.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
I am ROFL'ing
TOTALLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
Hahaha where did THAT come from?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)