Fuck YOU, Dave Trouser.
This is important.

I have made an e-card for Sir Sand Goblin here: www.b3ta.com/board/9512841
Please add your e-messages there if you'd like to e-sign in e-support of this brave young internetter and his battle against slow, painful death.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 4:02, archived)

I WON'T SIGN IT
SSG IS A CUNTFACE.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 4:03, archived)

our princess is dying
withering as we speak..
just because he has a stupid face shouldn't stop you from weeping and shaking
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 4:16, archived)

Has his condition worsened tonight?
Sorry, I was out with offline people.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 4:05, archived)

I don't know if his condition is worse,
but I do know that his girlfriend is hot. I think it's that positive, rather than the cancer stuff, that we should all be focusing on here.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 4:13, archived)

lynx?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 4:15, archived)

Here.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 4:20, archived)

Phwoar - check out the fetlocks on that!
...His girlfriend's not bad either! ;D
( kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 5:41, archived)

you are too good to him
he deserves comic sans at least
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 4:14, archived)

I feel very confused by this

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:16, archived)