You should be proud
This is the only time a woman will turn you down because your penis is too big.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

His penis is the only bit of him that isn't absolutely bloody enormous.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

Ah... the crimson acorn nestling in a sea of lard.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)